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Pick of the Litter
03:02
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PICK OF THE LITTER
VERSE 1
SPECIAL MONOLOGUE BY Mama Creow
Imagine a perfect toasted marshmallow cat
Floating in a sea of soft white cotton
As he carries the radiance of a thousand suns in his eyes.
His eyes lock with yours and all the knowledge of the universe
Comes flooding in your being like Catmandu
CHORUS
Cause you’re the pick of the litter
A king and a winner
With us in Kittyland
You’re the pick of the litter
A saint not a sinner
The most beautiful cat in the world!!!
VERSE 2
CONTINUED MONOLOGUE BY Mama Creow
Honey, come to Mother.
You’re such a sweet baby boy.
Mother loves you, honey.
Ohhhh, Frosty, you are doing roll-roll, baby.
I love you!
Captain Kidd monologue
“And from that day forward, a cat named Frosty captured the hearts and minds of all those who lived in Kittyland….except for Strudel Poodle. Frosty, everyday with you is like Chrimbus. He’s just so beautiful!”
CHORUS
Cause you’re the pick of the litter
A king and a winner
With us in Kittyland!
Pick of the litter
A saint not a sinner
The most beautiful cat in the world!!!
OUTRO
Oh, Frosty, my skin is burning. Can you bring me some lotion?
Honey, I’m coming
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2. |
Orse the Big Red Horse
02:21
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Orse The Big Red Horse
By the Harry Tangos
(Intro Chorus)
CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3
[PAUSE]
CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3
Verse
Here comes the wildling trotting through the forest
Brilliant hues of orange and red
Heaven shines its light upon him
Orson is majestic as a horse.
And even though he is just a cat
He’s hip to the noize which permeates us all
And when Satan challenges the Lord
Orse the Horse will not fail
He’ll be there!
Chorus
CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3
[PAUSE]
CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3
Verse 2
Psychic powers let him see the future.
He will save mankind one day
Valiant guardian of our kingdom
Sworn to keep the sacred stones
Safe from evil Rodak’s hands
Orse the Horse goes forth to fight
Striking fast with claws of red
And when he’s done the people cheer:
Orse is HERE!!!
Chorus
CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3
[PAUSE]
CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3
Outro
Orse is majestic as a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3. |
Kidd Cats
02:10
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KIDD CATS
Y’all ready for the…Kidd Cats?
(Kidd Cats. Ooh Ooh)
Y’all you ready for the…Kidd Cats?
(Kidd Cats. Ooh Ooh)
VERSE 1
Kidd Cats are special. Kidd Cats are bold.
Kidd Cats are stylin’. Kidd Cats are gold.
They’re friendly and loving and sweet like a soda.
Kwan is the wisest and cute like Baby Oda.
PRE-CHORUS 1
Better believe that the humans will move for the…
CHORUS 1
Kidd Cats!!
Cooler than Cool. Cooler than you. (But they love you)
Kidd Cats!!
Cooler than Cool. Cooler than fools.
VERSE 2
(Kidd Cats. Meow! Meow!)
(Kidd Cats. Meow! Meow!)
Toxic food discarded
Litter Bugs discarded
But cuddly and lazy are just what we need.
Bullies discarded
Being Cruel discarded
But playful and silly are just what we need.
PRE-CHORUS 2
Best believe that the humans will move for the…
CHORUS 2
Kidd Cats!!
Cooler than Cool. Cooler than you. (But they love you)
Kidd Cats!!
Cooler than Cool. Cooler than fools.
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4. |
We are the Harry Tangos!
02:21
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WE ARE THE HARRY TANGOS
INTRO
We are the...
Harry Tangos
We're Harry Tangos.
Harry Tangos-we’re not the Hairy Mangos
Harry Tangos-we’re not the Barry Langos
Or the Jerry Ringtoes
Or the Merry Snow Glows
Hi, I’m Zu
(Meow)
Hi, I’m Kitty Girl
(Meow)
Hi, I’m Mama Creow
(Meow)
And I am Captain Kidd
(Meow Meow Meow)
VERSE 1
Our house is full of magic cats
We want to share their story and their legacy
With you and your kin
If a cat is your best friend
So lend your ears and we’ll meow our way to Kittyland!!!
CHORUS 1
We are the Harry Tangos
We're the Harry Tangos.
Harry Tangos-we’re not the Hairy Wagos
Harry Tangos-we’re not the Jerry Airflows
Or the Dairy Bangos
Or the Perry No Doze
We have Orson
(meow)
We have Shawn Kwan
(meow)
We have Dali
(meow)
Then there’s Frosty!!!
(meow) (meow) (meow)
VERSE 2
Basking in the sun
With bugs to chase for fun
Pawing cheetah clothes
With joyful rhythmic pose
To the loves who have passed on
We salute you with this song.
Our hearts will burst with joy on the path to Kittyland
OUTRO
When it comes to our feline friends
You know their crazy ‘bout tuna fins
When it comes to our furry babies
They’re gonna sail the seven seas
I said they’re gonna do what they please, man.
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5. |
Strudel Poodle
02:17
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STRUDEL POODLE
INTRO
Strudel Poodle. Strudel Poodle
We know you’re bad but you best behave.
Strudel Poodle. Strudel Poodle
This is the home of the cats and the land of the brave.
VERSE 1
Strudel Poodle coming on down tonight.
Strudel Poodle always looking for a…..fight.
(That’s Right!) Kitty Girl
PRECHORUS
When we see Strudel Poodle
Do we run or stand and FIGHT!?
(Fight)
CHORUS
Meowing and Barking
Kidd Cats Win!
VERSE 2
Strudel Poodle you wanted to be the King.
Fighting dirty but you cannot wear the ring.
Strudel Poodle you knew that you could never win.
Kidd Cats reign supreme again, and again, and again, and again!
PRECHORUS
When we see Strudel Poodle
Do we run or stand and FIGHT!?
(Fight)
CHORUS
Meowing and Barking
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6. |
Blanket Master
02:34
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BLANKET MASTER (KWAN’S SONG)
VERSE 1
Cuddle-buddies to the end
He’s my favorite furry friend.
Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master
Always helps avoid disasters.
Precious kisses for the Kwan
For protecting us for being and being strong
Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master
Rocking out like Master Blaster
PRE-CHORUS 1
Which kind of blanket would you like today?
Freshly clean and some freshly made.
CHORUS 1
Agatha
Then there’s Arthur
Then there’s Cheetah Print
Then there’s Daisy.
VERSE 2
Smarter than a dol phin phin
Always plays the gentleman
Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master
Sharing love like a telecaster
Softer than all the rest
Sweetheart Kwan is simply the best
Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master.
Stronger than 1,000 Oxen
PRE-CHORUS 2
Which kind of blanket would you like today?
Freshly clean and some freshly made.
CHORUS 2
Yellow Sub
And we have Yarnie
Then there’s Howling Wolf
And last there’s Trolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7. |
Dali
01:57
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DALI
INTRO/VERSE 1
Dali, we love you.
We praise and adore you.
Beauty surrounds you
And will Never fade
Venus will guide you
Protect and endow you
CHORUS
But Beware of dark desires
To knock things off
The kitchen counters.
VERSE 2
Dali, our princess
Your suitors
Seek caress
And girls can’t help but
Be Pure jelly
You’re cunning and regal
Your fighting skills are awesome!
CHORUS 2
But beware of dark desires
To chase Shawn Kwan around
The backyard
And bite
Little feet trying
To sleep.
Trying to sleep.
VERSE 3
Dali, one last thing
Only champions should wear your ring
And nations will fall swiftly
Beneath your charming spell
Now bring her as foretold
The Crown of Eternity
CHORUS 3
But beware of dark desires
To climb onto
The roof at night and
Meow loudly!
All through the night.
DALI, WE LOVE YOU!!!
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