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Kittyland!

by Harry Tangos

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PICK OF THE LITTER VERSE 1 SPECIAL MONOLOGUE BY Mama Creow Imagine a perfect toasted marshmallow cat Floating in a sea of soft white cotton As he carries the radiance of a thousand suns in his eyes. His eyes lock with yours and all the knowledge of the universe Comes flooding in your being like Catmandu CHORUS Cause you’re the pick of the litter A king and a winner With us in Kittyland You’re the pick of the litter A saint not a sinner The most beautiful cat in the world!!! VERSE 2 CONTINUED MONOLOGUE BY Mama Creow Honey, come to Mother. You’re such a sweet baby boy. Mother loves you, honey. Ohhhh, Frosty, you are doing roll-roll, baby. I love you! Captain Kidd monologue “And from that day forward, a cat named Frosty captured the hearts and minds of all those who lived in Kittyland….except for Strudel Poodle. Frosty, everyday with you is like Chrimbus. He’s just so beautiful!” CHORUS Cause you’re the pick of the litter A king and a winner With us in Kittyland! Pick of the litter A saint not a sinner The most beautiful cat in the world!!! OUTRO Oh, Frosty, my skin is burning. Can you bring me some lotion? Honey, I’m coming
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Orse The Big Red Horse By the Harry Tangos (Intro Chorus) CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3 [PAUSE] CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3 Verse Here comes the wildling trotting through the forest Brilliant hues of orange and red Heaven shines its light upon him Orson is majestic as a horse. And even though he is just a cat He’s hip to the noize which permeates us all And when Satan challenges the Lord Orse the Horse will not fail He’ll be there! Chorus CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3 [PAUSE] CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3 Verse 2 Psychic powers let him see the future. He will save mankind one day Valiant guardian of our kingdom Sworn to keep the sacred stones Safe from evil Rodak’s hands Orse the Horse goes forth to fight Striking fast with claws of red And when he’s done the people cheer: Orse is HERE!!! Chorus CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3 [PAUSE] CHANTING: “Orse, Orse, the Big Red Horse!” X 3 Outro Orse is majestic as a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kidd Cats 02:10
KIDD CATS Y’all ready for the…Kidd Cats? (Kidd Cats. Ooh Ooh) Y’all you ready for the…Kidd Cats? (Kidd Cats. Ooh Ooh) VERSE 1 Kidd Cats are special. Kidd Cats are bold. Kidd Cats are stylin’. Kidd Cats are gold. They’re friendly and loving and sweet like a soda. Kwan is the wisest and cute like Baby Oda. PRE-CHORUS 1 Better believe that the humans will move for the… CHORUS 1 Kidd Cats!! Cooler than Cool. Cooler than you. (But they love you) Kidd Cats!! Cooler than Cool. Cooler than fools. VERSE 2 (Kidd Cats. Meow! Meow!) (Kidd Cats. Meow! Meow!) Toxic food discarded Litter Bugs discarded But cuddly and lazy are just what we need. Bullies discarded Being Cruel discarded But playful and silly are just what we need. PRE-CHORUS 2 Best believe that the humans will move for the… CHORUS 2 Kidd Cats!! Cooler than Cool. Cooler than you. (But they love you) Kidd Cats!! Cooler than Cool. Cooler than fools.
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WE ARE THE HARRY TANGOS INTRO We are the... Harry Tangos We're Harry Tangos. Harry Tangos-we’re not the Hairy Mangos Harry Tangos-we’re not the Barry Langos Or the Jerry Ringtoes Or the Merry Snow Glows Hi, I’m Zu (Meow) Hi, I’m Kitty Girl (Meow) Hi, I’m Mama Creow (Meow) And I am Captain Kidd (Meow Meow Meow) VERSE 1 Our house is full of magic cats We want to share their story and their legacy With you and your kin If a cat is your best friend So lend your ears and we’ll meow our way to Kittyland!!! CHORUS 1 We are the Harry Tangos We're the Harry Tangos. Harry Tangos-we’re not the Hairy Wagos Harry Tangos-we’re not the Jerry Airflows Or the Dairy Bangos Or the Perry No Doze We have Orson (meow) We have Shawn Kwan (meow) We have Dali (meow) Then there’s Frosty!!! (meow) (meow) (meow) VERSE 2 Basking in the sun With bugs to chase for fun Pawing cheetah clothes With joyful rhythmic pose To the loves who have passed on We salute you with this song. Our hearts will burst with joy on the path to Kittyland OUTRO When it comes to our feline friends You know their crazy ‘bout tuna fins When it comes to our furry babies They’re gonna sail the seven seas I said they’re gonna do what they please, man.
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STRUDEL POODLE INTRO Strudel Poodle. Strudel Poodle We know you’re bad but you best behave. Strudel Poodle. Strudel Poodle This is the home of the cats and the land of the brave. VERSE 1 Strudel Poodle coming on down tonight. Strudel Poodle always looking for a…..fight. (That’s Right!) Kitty Girl PRECHORUS When we see Strudel Poodle Do we run or stand and FIGHT!? (Fight) CHORUS Meowing and Barking Kidd Cats Win! VERSE 2 Strudel Poodle you wanted to be the King. Fighting dirty but you cannot wear the ring. Strudel Poodle you knew that you could never win. Kidd Cats reign supreme again, and again, and again, and again! PRECHORUS When we see Strudel Poodle Do we run or stand and FIGHT!? (Fight) CHORUS Meowing and Barking
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BLANKET MASTER (KWAN’S SONG) VERSE 1 Cuddle-buddies to the end He’s my favorite furry friend. Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master Always helps avoid disasters. Precious kisses for the Kwan For protecting us for being and being strong Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master Rocking out like Master Blaster PRE-CHORUS 1 Which kind of blanket would you like today? Freshly clean and some freshly made. CHORUS 1 Agatha Then there’s Arthur Then there’s Cheetah Print Then there’s Daisy. VERSE 2 Smarter than a dol phin phin Always plays the gentleman Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master Sharing love like a telecaster Softer than all the rest Sweetheart Kwan is simply the best Shawn Kwan the Blanket Master. Stronger than 1,000 Oxen PRE-CHORUS 2 Which kind of blanket would you like today? Freshly clean and some freshly made. CHORUS 2 Yellow Sub And we have Yarnie Then there’s Howling Wolf And last there’s Trolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dali 01:57
DALI INTRO/VERSE 1 Dali, we love you. We praise and adore you. Beauty surrounds you And will Never fade Venus will guide you Protect and endow you CHORUS But Beware of dark desires To knock things off The kitchen counters. VERSE 2 Dali, our princess Your suitors Seek caress And girls can’t help but Be Pure jelly You’re cunning and regal Your fighting skills are awesome! CHORUS 2 But beware of dark desires To chase Shawn Kwan around The backyard And bite Little feet trying To sleep. Trying to sleep. VERSE 3 Dali, one last thing Only champions should wear your ring And nations will fall swiftly Beneath your charming spell Now bring her as foretold The Crown of Eternity CHORUS 3 But beware of dark desires To climb onto The roof at night and Meow loudly! All through the night. DALI, WE LOVE YOU!!!

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Hilariously absurd and comical songs about four special cats!!

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released August 12, 2020

Written and recorded by the Harry Tangos.

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Harry Tangos Davis, California

We partnered with www.kittylandrescue.org to raise money for cats. 75% of all sales go to help Kittyland Rescue's mission. harrytangos.com

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